just gave this attractive 'young professional' i met on yahoo! personals a shot. he takes me out to a fancy dinner but proceeds to make a complete ass out of himself. on the laundry list of offenses: the guy tries to poke my tummy in Pillsbury doughboy-style fashion... tells me his ex wasn't satisfied because he was plagued by ED... creepily admits he can't decide whether he wants to bed me or marry me (he's so hard up it's literally making him cry)... had a horrendous temper that once landed him in juvi during his formative years... mentioned his 'super hot secretary' was taking pole dancing more than once and that she's 'my right hand'... had a one-night stand on a recent biz trip to Asia... oh and just found out that his 'ex' is not his ex-girlfriend, it's his ex-wife. and turns out no, the divorce isn't final... why are guys confessing things to me they wouldn't admit to an ordained priest?

So I have this guy friend. We're each others bestfriends. We spend a lot of time alone together and support each other through everything. But lately, its been getting a little "off." He's supposedly gay. Closeted. His parents don't know and hardly anyone else. Repeatedly he tells me that he kinda likes me.

My girlfriend and I come from totally different backgrounds (she’s Pakistani and I’m Indian). Her parents just visited town for her 25th birthday, and she didn’t invite me out with them. In fact, she didn’t call me until they left the city! If we can’t let each other into our lives, what’s the point?