Brangelina: Behind the Book

 Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the 'Inglourious Basterds' premiere at the 62nd Cannes Film Festival
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After churning out weighty works like Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson and Celine Dion: Behind the Fairytale, it’s clear that author Ian Halperin is drawn to celebrity exposés like a dog to its own butt. His latest X: Behind the Y masterpiece, the controversial blockbuster Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, is set to hit US bookstores today (To give you an idea of the quality you can expect from his epic tome, Amazon already has it on sale for over 30% off.)

Get your relationship prediction.

In his quest to tell the untold, Halperin followed the couple for five years and allegedly spoke to 900 sources. His earth-shattering verdict? Angie and Brad are “destined to split.” So, just to recap: it took half a decade, almost a thousand people, and a serious paycheck for Halperin to discover that (wait for it…) two incredibly famous celebrities with relationship issues probably won’t make it in the long run. Color us shocked. Also, Transit Publishing? You might want to ask for your cash back, because here at Moonit, we could have just told you what’s up with their relationship for free. (Or the price of a ticket to Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Either way.)

Check out Moonit’s assessment of other hot couples that love to fight.

According to Moonit’s romantic assessment, Brad and Angelina have, “a ton of potential to play well and work well together, and their combined energy is through the roof.” It goes on to say that they have, “the ability to bring out the absolute best in each other, whether it’s working on a project, planning a wedding or trip, playing on a team, making a home improvement or raising kids.” What’s driving their greatness is her “initiative and energy” and his “ever-present optimism, planning skills and ability to charm.” Apparently Brad, “secretly admires the fact that she’s such a ‘doer’,” and Angie’s, “lucky to have someone like him to keep her motivated.”

See what’s in store for your relationships on Moonit.

Annnd…that’s it for the good stuff. We’re sad to report that their long-term future isn’t quite so rosy. A friendship reading indicates that Angelina has trouble dealing with someone whose, “approach to the world is off from hers.” They’ve got a tendency to, “bicker all the time” because Angie is, “intuitive, impulsive and works from her gut,” while Brad is, “practical, rational and, if it doesn’t make sense on a logical level, he’s going to throw it right out the window.”

Did we mention that when we ran Brad’s stats against Jennifer Aniston, the Moonit Meter returned a big thumbs up? Just sayin’…

Check out Moonit’s assessment of Jen and one of the guys she’s dated since Brad.

What others are saying ›

Brad and Annilina Jolie will stay together if it jsut for the kids.Too many kids to raise with one p[arent household.Even if they hire help…

comment by tired66 at 1:16 pm

The book is a crock of s**t!!…Anyone who reads crap like this and believes it to be true needs their head examined! Like people really have conversations like what is portrayed in the stupid junk book, gimme a break! I can’t believe this so-called-writer is trying to sell this s**t!! I may as well write my own story about them!!

comment by Arlene at 11:45 am

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comment by narendar at 4:27 am

I like only Brad. She looks malinge

comment by ana at 6:17 pm

Brad is a Sagittarius, I know many of them they like the most beautiful and the most expensive, Houses,paintings,furniture women,no he will not go back to Jen but maybe to some one who can better Angelina in those aspects. But then again they are very attentive parents, pays lots of attention to their off-spring. No matter how you claim Jennifer Aniston is a better match. The sagittarian is too high thoughted to go backwards.

comment by joyful at 3:57 pm

They look good together. But, being hollywood couple, it will not be surprising if they split.

comment by kudirat Raji at 8:50 am

They are good together. But, being hollywood couple, it is not surprising.

comment by kudirat Raji at 8:48 am

I like brangelina couple.They’ve done a lot of charity works all over the world.I hope their marriage work out – for their kids sake…

comment by rhiana mae at 9:53 pm

I dont blame Jen, once u put all ur trust in someone and they let the first Hot ass!! breakup there marry. Come on people!!!

comment by dorothy at 4:50 pm

For what reason would anyone bash Jen, have any of u ever lost someone u love? U never know what life will bring maybe he will go back to her then again maybe he want. but who r we to judge!!!

comment by dorothy at 4:45 pm

Brad left Jennifer beacause she’s boring and old…angie is one hell of a beautiful and powerful women in Hollywood…Jennier needs to stop thinking that Brad is going to cum bac to her and get a man Jen! ur clock is ticking, 50 is jus around the corner!!

comment by cleo at 11:49 am

Yes they are very good looking, but I am so tired of these two. Let them be, every time they breath the press lets the public know. It’s getting old, move on to somebody else please!!!

comment by Roby at 9:36 pm

I love & respect Brangelina cause they are always fast action in doing charity.Angelina Jolie in UNHCR,being one of the famous actress in Hollywood using her star power influence the help to unfortunate children around this world.But sadly,some people out there still criticized her being so much exposure for show.I hate that kind of attack on them & I do hope that their love will be more strong & lasting forever as they have also very beautiful children.God bless them!

comment by deanie at 7:40 am

Angie and Brad are such a good looking couple – they both are very sexy. Jen has never been very attractive and she is not sexy at all no matter how hard she tries. She works very hard at having a good figure and she does have one but what else does she have to do?? She’s a lousy actress – her dad happens to know the “right” people. Angie and Brad are very good actors. Jen could never play any parts that Angelina has had in her movies. At age 41 – she’ll never be in any movies but the type she’s been playing and pretty soon she’ll be too old to even do that. There is no comparison between these two women. I hope Brad and Angie stay together forever and prove everyone wrong…also for all those kids they have. Their birth kids are SO beautiful – they look like beautiful dolls.

comment by Lolly at 9:58 pm

Brad is with Angie because he wanted children and Jen didn’t. Simple. Seems like there wasn’t an interview that he did B4 the divorce that he didn’t mention wanting a family. Seems to me there was one project he did because he wanted to do something that his nieces and nephews could enjoy. Brad and Angie are also on the same page when it comes to altruism. Press should focus on the good things they are doing instead.

comment by NDp at 2:32 pm

Ok, I started reading this post and got a little excited because I thought now here is someone who’s taking a different look toward this hollywood relationship, but then I get to the end where it says that you ran Brad’s stars with Jen’s and got a “big thumbs up”. That’s where you lost my respect. It’s been five-six years since those two DIVORCED and Brad’s been with Angie for FIVE-SIX years. There’s no going back, there’s no trading up (or in this case Brad would be trading down). I’m so sick of everyone out there who constantly “crosses their fingers” for the reuniting of Brad and Jen! Give me a break, its not going to happen, get over it, its down, no longer is the stars friends so move on with your life just as they have moved on with theirs.
I have to agree with most of the comments on here saying to LEAVE THEM ALONE! And whoever asked the question WHY DO MEN KEEP LEAVING JEN? That’s a damn good question and I agree with you, Jen is not what she appears to be, other than being completely pathetic, unable to hold onto a relationship, bouncing from one guy to another. You know what we’d call a woman like that in the real world? A sl*t, that’s right Maniston fans. Big Shock right? Wrong. At least Angie can keep her men for long periods of time. And for those of you who continue to drool over the magazine articles that see a split between Brad and Angie, keep dreaming. It’s not going to happen. After all those stories came out, the same magazines posted PICTURES of the couple together on date night. Yeah, they really look like an unhappy couple who’ve split. You know the kind that argue all the time and sleep in separate bedrooms? GIVE ME A BREAK!
Oh and another thing, that hideous beard Brad’s been sporting is for a movie role…THANK GOD!

comment by Give me a Break at 2:06 am

Can people please leave these two alone. Raising children and life is hard enough without people always trying to pull you apart. They are trying to make a difference in this world and people want speculate harsh things to punish them for that.

comment by sw at 1:52 am

yeah allixa, what you see is what you get with angelina: hella crazy. jen might be a bit of a snore but at least she’s a sweet, supportive person. even her ex’s say so.

comment by marnie at 4:09 pm

read both assessment on Brad and Angie, Brad Jen I would agree but I think the one person you failed to analyze right is Jen there has to be areason men keep leaving.Why?Because what you see is not what you get. Angie what you see is what you get.

comment by allixa13 at 3:57 pm

[...] See what Moonit said about Jen’s ex-hubbie Brad. [...]

Wow, she sounds like a giant pain to deal with. You could tell from mr. and mrs. smith that there would be problems. Not a shocker.

comment by sunny at 9:29 pm

… AND the book says she planted that rumor about Jennifer not wanting to have kids. she must be stopped!

comment by nicole at 8:14 am