Can Kendra & Hank Survive the Tapes?

Are we really supposed to be surprised that Kendra Wilkinson has, like, a kajillion sex tapes coming out? Don’t get us wrong. We like the bubbly blonde, and she’s definitely cleaned up her act with the marriage and the baby and the non-Hefner reality show, but you know why she’s famous?

Because she got really naked. Like, a really lot. And she was really good at it. Who are we to keep someone from embracing their true calling–even if that calling involves body glitter, horrific perfume and a pole that makes us dream of a Purell shower?

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The twenty tapes could mean a huge payday for Kendra and her family, but husband Hank Baskett is none too thrilled about Wilkinson’s..uh…film projects. First of all, both of his parents were in or worked for the Air Force; we’d imagine that’d make for a pretty conservative upbringing and worldview. At the same time, Kendra was, well, a stripper. And to add insult to injury?

According to the timeline, Kendra first started taking bids on her personal Criterion collection back in 2008–right about the time her engagement to Hank became front-page news. Yikes. Moonit’s on hand to find out if this marriage has what it takes to weather some hurt feelings and a big case of “opposites attract.”

Unfortunately, not so much. According to their birth date analysis, Kendra (born on June 12, 1985) and Hank (born on September 4, 1982) are reminiscent of “the early days of Brit and K-Fed. The good thing is that they can’t keep their mitts off each other and want to spend all their time together, but the bad part is that they’re not exactly making each other better people.”

In fact, when these two get together, “they’re not motivated to get out of bed unless there’s talk of drink specials at the hotel’s pool bar.” It’s not all bad, though. In Kendra’s opinion, Hank’s “pretty much her dream date and seems like the answer to her prayers; he’s always there for her, and ready to take care of her without asking for anything in return.” When they’re around each other, “they can be quite the dynamic and romantic duo, making everyone around them jealous with their lavish displays of affection.”

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So, other than the part where Kendra gets down with other people on tape, what’s at the root of their problems? “Sadly, this relationship has more commitment issues than a psych ward.” If these two want to last, they “can’t keep taking the easy way out–you’re going to have to level with each other about what you really want, even if it’s different things. It’s not easy, but it’s worth it. Just try not to make any foolish mistakes along the way, or you might find yourselves arguing over stuff like visitation rights.” Wow. Maybe they should have had the no-sex-tape talk before having the baby.