When you spend months and months working on a intense psychosexual thriller, it kind of makes sense that you would bond with your cast and crew. Like, really bond…in the naked way. As it turns out, Natalie Portman’s not only engaged to Black Swan choreographer Benjamin Millepied, but the two are expecting their first baby.

Can their chemistry live past the drama and excitement of the movie set? If the Best Actress Curse is to be believed, scoring an Academy Award means tanking a relationship (think Sandra Bullock, Kate Winslet and Reese Witherspoon, whose relationships fell apart within a year of their Best Actress wins). And Moonit recently predicted that Natalie might fall victim to the Oscar curse based on her romantic relationship analysis with Ben.

According to their birth dates, Natalie (born on June 9, 1981) and Benjamin (born on June 10, 1977) have an ideal working relationship. Their professional reading says that, “simply put, when they’re together, these two geniuses can help each other broaden their mental capacity tenfold.”

Because Natalie’s “willing to listen to, accept and support his ideas,” she can “reap some serious benefits from his brilliance.” In turn, her “open-mindedness helps him better express his thoughts, making him more communicative than he would normally be.”

Sounds great, right? Sure, but they’re in for some communication issues on the lovey-dovey front. Their romantic assessment reveals that “these two communicate about as well as Jean-Claude Van Damme and Arianna Huffington.”

Their reading goes on to say that “unless one of them is a mind reader, they’re probably going to need to learn how to express their feelings to one another like grown ups.”

It’s “hard enough to nurture a relationship,” and “even tougher to go the distance if you don’t know how to convey what you need to the person you care about.” Yikes. Let’s hope they view this baby as a joint business venture…

Justin Bieber is in loooooooooooove. (You cannot see it, but right now, you can find us smushing our index fingers together like they are kissing and doing the ooooooOOOOOO sound.) So how do we know that Justin’s Trapper Keeper totally has “Mr. Selena Gomez” and “Mr. Selena Gomez-Bieber” and “Mr. Justin Selena Gomez Bieber, Esq.” scrawled all over it?

Two days after Valentine’s Day, Bieber basically bought out an entire florist and had the contents delivered to Selena’s home. (Multiple truckloads of flowers seriously trump the spelling-out-her-name-in-rose-petals thing. Way to make us look like cheap jerks, Bieber.) Can Justin sustain these major romantic gestures, or will he and Selena wilt faster than a house filled with flora? Moonit’s ready to find out.

According to their birth dates, Justin (born on March 1, 1994) and Selena (born on July 22, 1992) are “cosmically compelled to find each other interesting.” Whether it’s because of “those mysterious gazes or that witty banter,” Selena and Justin are “sufficiently curious” and truly want “to find out more about each other.”

Although Justin’s probably been asking his friends “what’s her deal, anyway,” the seemingly shy Selena is more likely to put the wheels in motion. Unfortunately, that might not be the best thing for Justin’s career. According to one source, “…it angers young teens that he’s been seen out with Selena,” so even though Justin’s “curious,” he’s “less likely to put himself out there.”

The verdict? “Unless Justin’s up for getting involved, he shouldn’t wink back;” there’s no easy way out, because “this relationship will be super intense.” (“Super intense”—as in, say, filling your girlfriends’ house with flowers? To us, that sounds less like “passion” and more like “stalking,” but who are we to judge?) Ah, well. At least for now, the tiny teen titans seem to be pretty psyched to be together, which means Selena’s just going to have to get used to the massive teen-girl demand for Selena Gomez voodoo dolls.

No, we’re not talking about Scott Disick, although Kim happens to be super compatible with her sister Kourtney’s baby daddy (And yes, we checked. We’re gross like that). Kim Kardashian and NBA power forward Kris Humphries have only been dating since November, but since “celeb-u-taunt time” is comparable to “dog years,” 90 days is more like 18 months. That must be why he’s been ring shopping (which, whaaa?) and she’s been jockeying for a meet-the-parents moment.

A few nights ago, Kim hosted an intimate birthday dinner for Kris, his folks, and a few others at New York’s STK. (We should mention that, not eight months ago, Kim dragged ex-BF Miles Austin there for his birthday party. We know she’s a little…limited, but Kim? Honey? There’s more than one restaurant in New York. Get your publicist to Yelp it out for you, k? Thxbye.)

Anywhoo, Kris’s ‘rents got plenty of one-on-one time with the reigning Kardashian, and reports indicate that the chat involved “get to know you type stuff like, ‘This is who I am and what I’m about.’” (We’re surprised that took a whole 60 minutes…but we digress.) Since Kris and Kim seem to be putting off the nesting vibe, Moonit’s ready to find out if they’re a solid match or just a Kim-dates-another-pro-athlete snafu.

According to their birth dates, Kim (born on October 21, 1980) and Kris (born on February 6, 1985)—otherwise known as “Huggy and Smoochy”—are in dutch with the “PDA Police.” It’s pretty “refreshing to see two people who genuinely dig each other so much and complement each other so well,” and the only downside seems to be some stubble burn. Although it’s “kind of cute that they can’t keep their hands off each other,” we hope they’ll “break the lip lock and come up for air once in a while.”

Still, it’s great that they balance each other’s personalities—he “expresses his interests passively, which tends to work well since she’s pretty assertive”—and that they’re fully “emotionally synched.” In fact, they’re so well aligned that they “have the potential to create a fun, affectionate world for each other…we wouldn’t put it past them to design their own personalized wedding bands.”

Which reminds us: “Speaking of the big ‘M,’ holy matrimony may be around the corner. And since they tend to collaborate well (and they’ve got so much love to go around), kids would be a great idea.” Kim with a baby bump? Kris as a devoted dad? Not totally out of the realm of possibilities.

The Roommate hits theaters this week, and if you missed the trailer during one of its 18,000,000,000 prime-time airings, we shall get you up to speed. Essentially, thanks to the infallible college roommate lottery, former Friday Night Lights-er Minka Kelly is saddled with her doppleganger, Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester.

After a promising beginning, Meester does her absolute best to terrorize the crap out of Kelly. It sounds like pretty standard horror fare, but since you’ve got to draw from somewhere to pull off convincing BFFs-turned-arch-nemeses, Moonit’s decided to see if there’s any method to this acting.

According to their birth dates, Leighton (born on April 9, 1986) and Minka (born on June 24, 1980) have quite a feisty real-life relationship. Although they’re “likely to be tight,” they’re also prone to “bickering all the time.” It can be tough because it feels like no matter how hard Leighton tries, “she just can’t seem to get through” to Minka.

The problem lies in their inherent differences; Leighton’s “intuitive, impulsive and works from her gut,” while Minka’s more “practical and rational.” We know it “can be aggravating to deal with someone whose approach to the world [is 180°] off,” but Leighton should consider “calmly talking through any issues that crop up” rather than getting all “Single White Female” on Minka.

And considering that this movie is essentially an SWF remake for the Gen Z crowd, could this be a “life imitates art” situation?  Let’s hope The Roommate screenplay wasn’t inspired by some real-life Leighton-Minka drama.

Moonit urges them to “look out–if they let the tension build, this relationship might not weather the storm.” But “once they learn to choose their battles and stop sweating the stupid stuff,” they actually have potential to become “lifelong friends.”

On the co-star front, it turns out there’s more than a little friendly competition lurking behind the scenes. According to their professional relationship analysis, it’s “like a good ol’-fashioned backstabbing is right around the corner.” In this relationship, Leighton and Minka both “need to keep their eyes wide open…they’re definitely going to encounter some obstacles that’ll test their commitment to each other.”

Watch your backs, ladies!

Last Valentine’s Day, everyone’s favorite blonde Christina Applegate quietly got engaged to long-term boyfriend/Porno for Pyros bassist Martyn LeNoble. (Doesn’t his name make him sound like he should be one of The Three Musketeers? Or a vampire? Or something? Gotta love the Dutch.)

There’s no wedding date on the horizon just yet, but Christina and Martyn got busy on the baby-making front. The engaged couple welcomed baby girl Sadie Grace this past week. Guess Christina wasn’t kidding when she said “Babies… not lots of babies, but a couple” were on her mind last year.

Now we’re really rooting for these two to make it official, that way we can start cracking the “married with children” jokes. So are they destined for a better marriage than the Bundys? Moonit’s on the case.

See who else got engaged on Valentine’s Day.

According to their birth date analysis, it’s quite the “you complete me” situation–minus the cheese factor. Christina (born on November 25, 1971) and Martyn (born on April 14, 1969) are, “totally synced up on physical, emotional and social levels.”

And to sweeten the pot, “their couple-ness actually attracts good fortune and big paydays.” That could very well be the case for the award-winning actress; she’s turning into quite the rom-com side-kick with movies like Going the Distance under her belt.

Moonit warns the couple that, “this kind of mutual awesomeness may be a first for you both, so don’t get weirded out when even your friends and family are rooting for you…make this thing legal.” Their readout asserts that, “if the mutual bank accounts and thumbs up from loved ones aren’t enough visible proof of compatibility, take it from us: these two legitimately make each other better people.” That makes sense, considering Christina has publicly credited Martyn for giving her the strength to win her 2008 battle against breast cancer.

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Annette Bening has been kicking butt and taking names for a while now, but with her fourth Oscar nomination for The Kids Are Alright, we have to hand it to her. Not only is she a top-notch actress and a caring mom, but she also managed to tame the beast that is Warren Beatty. The two have been married for almost 20 years, which is quite a change from Warren’s former persona. It’s ancient history now, but Warren once rivaled Wilt Chamberlain and Gene Simmons for what we’ll delicately refer to as “carousing.”

If we were speaking less delicately, we might call him a hedonistic manslut. Dude hooked up with everyone from Cher to Joan Collins to Diane Keaton to Mary Tyler Moore to Stephanie Seymour to Madonna. (And if you count the people Madonna hooked up with, Warren’s probably vicariously slept with most of Hollywood and all of the NBA.) Sexual histories notwithstanding, Warren and Annette have been thick as thieves for two decades, so what helped Beatty make the switch from dudeskank to devoted husband? Moonit’s on the case.

According to their romantic assessment, Annette (born on May 29, 1958) and Warren (born on March 30, 1937) “immediately knew they shared a thirst for excitement, a longing for adventure, and a lust for life.” (Given Warren’s tawdry past, that’s saying a lot.) Even better, they “tend to get lucky when they’re around each other,” so a big Vegas win—or multiple Oscar noms—are kind of par for the course.

These two have felt an “insta-bond” since they first met, so “it’s a good thing they can work well together as a team.” When you combine “his optimism” and her “boundless energy,” “things can get chaotic.” Luckily, their partnership extends to both the good and the bad; “they may need to team up more often than they think—with their need for action, someone’s going to have to bail them out at the end of the night.”

All said, “this can be an exciting (and possibly exhausting) combination, but we’re pretty confident they’ll thoroughly enjoy themselves and get a whole lot done when they’re together.” As far as we’re concerned, as long as the accolades and awards keep rolling in and the debauchery stays private, we don’t see much to find fault with.

George Clooney’s a touchy subject. For a time, it seemed like the world was pretty much ready to knife-fight any aspiring Clooney love interest, so we were especially surprised when Italian model-turned-actress Elisabetta Canalis decided that she was here to stay. Although the media tried to slam her, Canalis managed to rise above the trash talk, and has kept George’s heart a-flutter since 2009.

But now, after a surprising admission on CNN’s “Piers Morgan Tonight,” we wonder how fluttery the couple can really be. Basically, George confirmed that he’s not the marrying kind, which came as a big ol’ shock to Canalis. According to reports, “she thought she was going to be the girl who would finally get George to settle down and put a ring on it.”

Yut-yoh. The rumor mill goes on to say that, “if he doesn’t ask her to marry him soon she will ask him…and if he says no, well there are plenty more fish in the ocean.” Yut-yoh times two. With all this drama, can Canalis and Clooney make things work? Moonit’s ready to find out.

According to their birth date analysis, George (born on May 6, 1961) “might want to keep” Elisabetta (born on September 12, 1978) around. Their reading insists that Elisabetta “is well worth his time,” and that they “have a ton of potential to not only play well but also work well together; their combined energy is through the roof.”

So, what makes these two such a dynamic duo? “George has the initiative and energy needed to get anything done,” especially when combined with Elisabetta’s “ever-present optimism, planning skills and ability to charm the pants off anyone around.”  It can be “really rewarding when they accomplish things together, and it’s especially beneficial for their relationship.”

Whether George realizes this or not, Elisabetta “secretly admires the fact that he’s such a ‘doer,’” and George is “lucky to have someone like her to keep him motivated all the time.”

Sounds pretty good, right? There’s even more goodness: these two have “the ability to bring out the absolute best in each other, whether it’s working on a project, planning a wedding or trip, playing on a team, making a home improvement or raising kids.” Could the vocally wedding-shy bachelor make an exception? Sigh. Let’s keep our fingers crossed.

We’ve all tried to forget about the Jesse James, that lover of skeezy hook-ups and Nazi propaganda. Since breaking Sandra Bullock’s heart, Mr Klassy-with-a-K James has shown his penchant for the dark side, and specifically, for ladies who sport serious tats. (*cough* Michelle (Bombshell) McGee *cough*)

With that in mind, it’s no great shock that James has fallen hard for Kat Von D, star of L.A. Ink. Their whirlwind romance–filled with Twitter proclamations of their undying love for each other–has culminated in an engagement. Yes, you heard it here, Kat is stepping up to the challenge of becoming the 3rd Mrs. James!

Could they be a perfect match? Possibly. After all, Kat’s got more ink running through her veins than blood, and her dating history is beyond questionable. (We can kind of understand Nikki Sixx, but “Jackass”’s Steve-O? Come on.) And she’s got no intention of moving from her home base in LA to Jesse’s Austin digs, so there’s a slim chance she’ll catch him in the act. Moonit’s finding out if these two deserve each other.

According to their birth dates, Jesse (born on April 19, 1969) and Kat (born on March 8, 1982) have “two tickets to paradise.” This relationship can “closely resemble a buffet of awesomeness, but only if these two have the means to bankroll it.” Jesse and Kat “feed each other’s tendency to indulge in the finer things in life.” (With that said, we hope they refrain from literally feeding each other in public; we’ve got a hair-trigger gag reflex.)

It’s great that they “feel totally connected,” but that can also mean neither of them “puts the kibosh on some of the not-so-practical ideas they come up with.” (In retrospect, those matching facial tattoos may not have been the best idea).

If they’ve got “a nice expense account to fall back on,” we say “by all means”; Jesse ought to “take her along for the ride” because the two of them are “into a lot of the same things.”  And that “makes for fun times, both in and out of bed.” (We’re not making this up, their birth date assessment seriously says that).

On the other hand, when we take a look at their long-term relationship potential, their friendship output isn’t an overwhelming thumbs-up. Unless these two were each born with an extra “patience” gene, things may get dicey; when Kat’s around, Jesse is likely “to blow his stack on a daily basis.”

It’s like their friendship is “dangling from a thin wire,” and “any slight breeze is guaranteed to make it twist in the wind.” That’s because they’ve “got completely different ways of dealing with stress.” To top it off, they “don’t have a healthy, mutual release valve for the pressure and tension that seem to be constantly building.”

If you’d like more of a visual, we’d imagine this partnership is something like mixing a pressure cooker with a volcano and throwing some angry porcupines into the mix. “Balance” isn’t exactly the word of the day for these two.

When smokin’ hot Country crooner Keith Urban and A-lister Nicole Kidman first decided to tie the knot, we were a little worried about the amorous Aussies. (Urban did a stint in rehab just four months after he got hitched to Kidman, and call us sourpusses, but we kind of wondered if 90 days in treatment was such a strong way to kick off a marriage.)

Since the long-gone era of drama and court mandates, Urban and Kidman have established a happy family and a low-key life, and now, their Nashville enclave is welcoming a very elite +1. World, say hello to Faith Margaret, the couple’s brand-new baby girl who was born on December 28th.

Somehow the couple kept little Faith a secret, despite getting hounded by paparazzi at Sunday’s Golden Globes. Will this little Christmas miracle be the perfect addition to their beautiful brood, or will she help reignite the crazy flames? Moonit’s ready to find out.

According to their birth date analysis, when Nicole (born on June 20, 1967) and Keith (born on October 26, 1967) “set eyes on each other…she realized that he could really get to her–that he could become the focal point of her life.” Well, Keith finally got Nicole to stop living out of a suitcase, so we’ll check “yes” for that one. But Moonit’s not pulling any punches; as good as it might seem, this relationship is bound to be emotionally and physically demanding.

In particular, the assessment advises Nicole to curb her need to take the lead: “it’s scary when you feel so strongly about someone that you literally can’t control yourself around him…and never have a clue as to what will happen next.” To sum up, if the power performers can “walk across the hot coals [of insecurity] and come out on the other side unscathed, this could very well be the most satisfying relationship they’ve ever had.”

We’ve oft opined about Kate Hudson’s addiction to rough-edged rockers, and it looks like her latest frontman, Muse singer Matt Bellamy, is no exception. According to US Magazine, Kate’s 14 weeks pregnant with Matt’s baby, and she’s “happy for Ryder [her 7-year-old son with Black Crows singer Chris Robinson] to finally have a brother or sister.” To be honest, we’re still a little confused. Who is this guy? Where did he come from? And is he going to bolt as soon as a world tour comes his way?

This rapid romance may seem out of the blue, but the two met a few years ago in Australia; at the time, both were otherwise *ahem* disposed. Once they were equally unattached, the duo started hitting up music festivals, and soon, Kate was following Matt to Muse concerts across the globe. Could it have been the romantic strains of roadies that inspired these two to procreate? And we know they’ve got the bedroom antics down pat, but will they make suitable parents? Moonit’s on the case.

According to their birth date analysis, Kate (born on April 19, 1979) and Matt (born on June 9, 1978) are staring at a great big welcome sign to “Easy Street: Population 2.” Nothing’s ever a sure thing, but this relationship comes pretty darn close. These two may seem like an odd-ball pairing, but they’ve got “the “potential to prove all of us wrong.” When they teamed up, “the Earth moved, the heavens shook, and Matthew McConaughey turned down what would have been his 49,000th romantic comedy.”

With “that much power behind them,” they can be “quite the intimidating couple.” What’s their secret? “Neither one of them has to change his/her life to be around the other, so there’s no fighting over the DVR or who’s going to which family’s Thanksgiving this year.” When they’re together, it’s “almost never annoying, and when they’re not physically together, they always manage to stay on the same page.”

To top it off, Kate and Matt have “passion to spare and aren’t afraid of a little PDA.” Although he has a tendency to “blow a gasket,” Kate’s “constant support and admiration prevent that from happening whenever she’s around.” With her approval, Matt’s “able to be the least irate version of himself.” We just hope she’ll be able to tame Matt’s explosive side while chasing after a toddler and a tween…