Justin Bieber is in loooooooooooove. (You cannot see it, but right now, you can find us smushing our index fingers together like they are kissing and doing the ooooooOOOOOO sound.) So how do we know that Justin’s Trapper Keeper totally has “Mr. Selena Gomez” and “Mr. Selena Gomez-Bieber” and “Mr. Justin Selena Gomez Bieber, Esq.” scrawled all over it?

Two days after Valentine’s Day, Bieber basically bought out an entire florist and had the contents delivered to Selena’s home. (Multiple truckloads of flowers seriously trump the spelling-out-her-name-in-rose-petals thing. Way to make us look like cheap jerks, Bieber.) Can Justin sustain these major romantic gestures, or will he and Selena wilt faster than a house filled with flora? Moonit’s ready to find out.

According to their birth dates, Justin (born on March 1, 1994) and Selena (born on July 22, 1992) are “cosmically compelled to find each other interesting.” Whether it’s because of “those mysterious gazes or that witty banter,” Selena and Justin are “sufficiently curious” and truly want “to find out more about each other.”

Although Justin’s probably been asking his friends “what’s her deal, anyway,” the seemingly shy Selena is more likely to put the wheels in motion. Unfortunately, that might not be the best thing for Justin’s career. According to one source, “…it angers young teens that he’s been seen out with Selena,” so even though Justin’s “curious,” he’s “less likely to put himself out there.”

The verdict? “Unless Justin’s up for getting involved, he shouldn’t wink back;” there’s no easy way out, because “this relationship will be super intense.” (“Super intense”—as in, say, filling your girlfriends’ house with flowers? To us, that sounds less like “passion” and more like “stalking,” but who are we to judge?) Ah, well. At least for now, the tiny teen titans seem to be pretty psyched to be together, which means Selena’s just going to have to get used to the massive teen-girl demand for Selena Gomez voodoo dolls.

Not long ago, we were all, Yay, super-stud Ryan Phillippe! Yay for getting together with adora-blonde Amanda Seyfried! You guys should kiss on the mouth and hold hands and fall in hearts and make teh babiez! Now, we’re reeling it in a little, because sweet hey-zoos in heaven, that Phillippe is one slippery character. Just last week, Ryan was trying to put a little something-something together with Rihanna, who was Not. Having It.

According to Us Weekly, “he said something to the effect of, ‘What are you doing tonight?’ and she signaled ’sleep,’…She was trying to be polite, but she was genuinely not interested.” (Hee. Smooth move, Ex Lax.) Anywhoo, we can’t feel too bad for Seyfried; sources say her hook-ups with Ryan are just that—hook-ups. Since the two are keeping things pretty low-key, we wonder if they’ll every change their minds and make things exclusive. (Babiez? Please with the babiez?) Could an unexpected long-term commitment be in their future? Moonit’s on the case.

According to their birth dates, Ryan (born on September 10, 1974) and Amanda (born on December 3, 1985) are “giving Fabio a run for his money.” What we mean to say is that, “if you could de-cheezify those vistas you see on the covers of romance novels — the ones where a rippling stud gazes longingly at his ladylove–that would be these two.” Except they’re the real-deal version. And they’ve got way better hair.

Ryan and Amanda’s romantic assessment goes on to say that, “even if this explosive chemistry was their only asset, they’d probably get along just fine.” The cool part is, it’s not just about the heat; “these two are genuinely into each other, and they care enough to be inventive about showing their appreciation.”

Because Amanda’s “able to be herself” around Ryan, her approach is so “open and genuine” that it totally puts him at ease. And Ryan’s ideas–even the ones that don’t pertain to the bedroom–are “awesome enough that she’s all about them.”

All this positivity also means they might be well-suited as friends or co-workers, but as Moonit forewarns, “if you guys team up as a professional pair, you’ll need to keep the smooches out of the office and your eyes on the books.” It’s best to be vigilant about maintaining separate worlds for business and pleasure; when you two let them mix, things could get kind of complicated. Just ask Siegfried and Roy…

As you probably heard, there is much sadness in Simpsonland. (Not the Homer-and-Bart-style Universal Studios Simpsonland. Although, now that we mention it, it might be awesome if Jessica and Ashlee had their own theme park. Would it be filled with games like, “Avoid the Creepy, Overly-Involved Dad?” “Whack-a-John-Mayer?” “Damage Control: Lip-Sync Your Way Through A Live, Nationally-Televised Broadcast?” We can only dream.)

Anyway, as we said earlier, Ashlee Simpson is a sad, sad lady, mostly because “irreconcilable differences” have put a divorce-shaped wedge between her and Pete Wentz. Sure, their three years of wedlock haven’t been totally trouble-free, but we were hoping that they’d learn to work it out. (Perhaps they could still kick off the healing with a name change for their toddler, Bronx Mowgli…) Unfortunately, the legal-type papers have been inked and stamped, and here we are, wondering why these pop icons are really calling it quits.

According to Moonit, Ashlee (born on October 3, 1984) and Pete (born on June 5, 1979) were in for a “picture perfect life.” Once upon a time, their romantic prognosis looked pretty sweet; they “had amazing potential for creating their own ideal world,” and “the key was in their ability to tell each other exactly what they wanted in the most diplomatic way possible.”

During the good times, Ashlee and Pete’s strong suit was their ability to “communicate with each other, and since no one had to beat around the bush or throw a fit to get what they needed, there was no weird, passive-aggressive behavior or nasty manipulation.” Their positivity even spread to the people around them, and when they were “psyched about each other, it was like they emitted waves of happiness that washed over friends and family.”

Hold up—“white picket fences…everything on the up-and up”…this doesn’t exactly sound like the makings of lawyers and community property. What gives? Maybe the rift was rooted in Ashlee and Pete’s fundamental friendship, which ranked a paltry 19% on the platonic compatibility scale.

According to Moonit, when it came to “seeing eye-to-eye,” these two weren’t exactly on the same page. While it’s fine to “disagree…you shouldn’t dictate how the other person should lead their life…but that’s exactly what you were inclined to do.” Yikes. Unfortunately, “Pete felt like he was being judged all the time…so it was tough for him to be himself or feel like sharing…ever.” We hope these two are better off going their separate ways, and given their analysis, we hope they’ll never decide to “just be friends.”

When Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds got hitched after a split second of togetherness, that had us thinking he took a cue from The Proposal and decided it was high time to get his own green card. Then the two lovebirds got married and all appeared to be well.

That is, until Scarlett snubbed her hubby at the Tony Awards last year. On hearing her name announced as Best Featured Performance as an Actress winner, ScarJo didn’t waste any time jumping out of her seat like she was shot out of a cannon, and Ryan didn’t get as much as a knowing glance, a hug or a peck on the cheek.

See what Ryan’s relationship potential is like with his Proposal co-star Sandra Bullock…

So we weren’t all that surprised when they announced their separation due to “distance” and “scheduling conflicts” (original, we know). But why are they making bi-coastal public appearances together then? When you’re ironing out a divorce settlement, you don’t want to hang your dirty laundry up to dry. Here’s why we’re rooting for them to stay in each other’s lives.

According to their birth dates, this relationship is the kind you usually see depicted on the cover of those ridiculous romance novels with Fabio front and center, but these two are the real deal. This kind of physical attraction would be enough to get Ryan (born October 23, 1976) and Scarlett (born November 22, 1984) through any speed bumps that lie ahead…like those divorce papers flying around.

But they also find creative ways to keep the romance going strong even when it’s tough to do. Oddly enough, Ryan’s the one who cracks the whip that initiates all this sappy stuff. Although Scarlett tends to take the more passive role when it comes to the cute relationship ideas, she’s down for whatever he comes up with.

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Not only does this make for a great combo when it comes to dating, but Ryan and Scarlett would also do pretty well for themselves as good friends and co-workers.  Ryan and Scarlett have what it takes to stick it out if they choose to give it another try: red-hot attraction, true love, humility… and a damned good sense of humor.

Last Valentine’s Day, everyone’s favorite blonde Christina Applegate quietly got engaged to long-term boyfriend/Porno for Pyros bassist Martyn LeNoble. (Doesn’t his name make him sound like he should be one of The Three Musketeers? Or a vampire? Or something? Gotta love the Dutch.)

There’s no wedding date on the horizon just yet, but Christina and Martyn got busy on the baby-making front. The engaged couple welcomed baby girl Sadie Grace this past week. Guess Christina wasn’t kidding when she said “Babies… not lots of babies, but a couple” were on her mind last year.

Now we’re really rooting for these two to make it official, that way we can start cracking the “married with children” jokes. So are they destined for a better marriage than the Bundys? Moonit’s on the case.

See who else got engaged on Valentine’s Day.

According to their birth date analysis, it’s quite the “you complete me” situation–minus the cheese factor. Christina (born on November 25, 1971) and Martyn (born on April 14, 1969) are, “totally synced up on physical, emotional and social levels.”

And to sweeten the pot, “their couple-ness actually attracts good fortune and big paydays.” That could very well be the case for the award-winning actress; she’s turning into quite the rom-com side-kick with movies like Going the Distance under her belt.

Moonit warns the couple that, “this kind of mutual awesomeness may be a first for you both, so don’t get weirded out when even your friends and family are rooting for you…make this thing legal.” Their readout asserts that, “if the mutual bank accounts and thumbs up from loved ones aren’t enough visible proof of compatibility, take it from us: these two legitimately make each other better people.” That makes sense, considering Christina has publicly credited Martyn for giving her the strength to win her 2008 battle against breast cancer.

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When smokin’ hot Country crooner Keith Urban and A-lister Nicole Kidman first decided to tie the knot, we were a little worried about the amorous Aussies. (Urban did a stint in rehab just four months after he got hitched to Kidman, and call us sourpusses, but we kind of wondered if 90 days in treatment was such a strong way to kick off a marriage.)

Since the long-gone era of drama and court mandates, Urban and Kidman have established a happy family and a low-key life, and now, their Nashville enclave is welcoming a very elite +1. World, say hello to Faith Margaret, the couple’s brand-new baby girl who was born on December 28th.

Somehow the couple kept little Faith a secret, despite getting hounded by paparazzi at Sunday’s Golden Globes. Will this little Christmas miracle be the perfect addition to their beautiful brood, or will she help reignite the crazy flames? Moonit’s ready to find out.

According to their birth date analysis, when Nicole (born on June 20, 1967) and Keith (born on October 26, 1967) “set eyes on each other…she realized that he could really get to her–that he could become the focal point of her life.” Well, Keith finally got Nicole to stop living out of a suitcase, so we’ll check “yes” for that one. But Moonit’s not pulling any punches; as good as it might seem, this relationship is bound to be emotionally and physically demanding.

In particular, the assessment advises Nicole to curb her need to take the lead: “it’s scary when you feel so strongly about someone that you literally can’t control yourself around him…and never have a clue as to what will happen next.” To sum up, if the power performers can “walk across the hot coals [of insecurity] and come out on the other side unscathed, this could very well be the most satisfying relationship they’ve ever had.”

We’ve oft opined about Kate Hudson’s addiction to rough-edged rockers, and it looks like her latest frontman, Muse singer Matt Bellamy, is no exception. According to US Magazine, Kate’s 14 weeks pregnant with Matt’s baby, and she’s “happy for Ryder [her 7-year-old son with Black Crows singer Chris Robinson] to finally have a brother or sister.” To be honest, we’re still a little confused. Who is this guy? Where did he come from? And is he going to bolt as soon as a world tour comes his way?

This rapid romance may seem out of the blue, but the two met a few years ago in Australia; at the time, both were otherwise *ahem* disposed. Once they were equally unattached, the duo started hitting up music festivals, and soon, Kate was following Matt to Muse concerts across the globe. Could it have been the romantic strains of roadies that inspired these two to procreate? And we know they’ve got the bedroom antics down pat, but will they make suitable parents? Moonit’s on the case.

According to their birth date analysis, Kate (born on April 19, 1979) and Matt (born on June 9, 1978) are staring at a great big welcome sign to “Easy Street: Population 2.” Nothing’s ever a sure thing, but this relationship comes pretty darn close. These two may seem like an odd-ball pairing, but they’ve got “the “potential to prove all of us wrong.” When they teamed up, “the Earth moved, the heavens shook, and Matthew McConaughey turned down what would have been his 49,000th romantic comedy.”

With “that much power behind them,” they can be “quite the intimidating couple.” What’s their secret? “Neither one of them has to change his/her life to be around the other, so there’s no fighting over the DVR or who’s going to which family’s Thanksgiving this year.” When they’re together, it’s “almost never annoying, and when they’re not physically together, they always manage to stay on the same page.”

To top it off, Kate and Matt have “passion to spare and aren’t afraid of a little PDA.” Although he has a tendency to “blow a gasket,” Kate’s “constant support and admiration prevent that from happening whenever she’s around.” With her approval, Matt’s “able to be the least irate version of himself.” We just hope she’ll be able to tame Matt’s explosive side while chasing after a toddler and a tween…

If you took all of Denise Richards’ and Nikki Sixx’s ex-es and corralled them in a room, it’d look like next season’s casting call for VH1s Celebrity Rehab (Either that, or the Dumb Tattoo Expo).What with his debauched glory days in Mötley Crüe (and her ordeal with Charlie Sheen), these two have each had their share of large relationship lumps.

Since they clearly have a thing for damaged goods, it’s no wonder these bastions of stability got together. Although USWeekly dishes that these two have “have a lot in common and are taking things slowly,” we wonder if they can really go the distance, or if they’re just another notch on each others’ studded, black leather belts.

According to their birth dates, Denise (born on February 17, 1971) and Nikki (born on December 11, 1958) might just be in this thing for the long haul. Consider them the less-cheesy version of the “wind beneath each other’s wings…they’re always on the same page, they’re super-patient with each other and they’re ready to work out anything that comes their way.”

Wow. That’s…not exactly what we’d expect from Kat Von D’s former squeeze and the star of Wild Things. We’ll suspend our judge-y side, and revel in the fact that they “already support each other’s ideals and values,” so much so that they “automatically ‘get’ each other.” And after living through some very public relationship roller coasters, it’s great that Denise and Nikki can provide some much-needed stability for each other.

They “connect on a really deep, emotional level,” and since they’re able to ground each other, this kind of consistency and support can lead to “zen-like harmony, spurring each other on to huge life achievements, and eventually, wedding bells!” You heard it here first, America: Denise Sixx. Get ready for what’s sure to be new reality show fodder. Hey, TLC, Bravo, and E!? Just remember–we officially reserve the rights to the title, “Just the Sixx of Us.”

We know you guys will be shocked to hear this, but as it turns out, The Rock of Love, Rock of Love 2, Rock of Love Bus, and Rock of Love: Its All About the Levaquin were all for naught.

On Monday night’s finale of “Bret Michael’s: Life As I Know It,” the VH1 darling and former Poison frontman officially proposed to Kristi Gibson, the mother of his two daughters. (Call us skeptics, but who would have thought that a 16-year relationship and a couple of kids would lead to a wedding?)

Bret didn’t have to pony up for a diamond; the two already designed a four-carat “promise ring,” and the behemoth sparkler’s doing double duty as sign of their engagement. So, now that they’ve battled the ups, the downs, and the hair extensions, can these two really survive life together without a reality crew documenting every step? Moonit’s ready to find out.

According to their birth dates, Bret (born on March 15, 1963) and Kristi (born on December 25, 1970) don’t really “feel like laying their feelings out on the line.” In a way, it’s like Bret is taking a page from the Rock Star Handbook; he “approaches this relationship with a cool detachment…but that doesn’t mean these two don’t want what’s best for each other.”

They’re actually “genuinely concerned about each other’s well being,” but it can be a struggle to stay involved, especially since “she can be a little needier in the emotional department, looking to Bret for guidance and support.”

Luckily, any gaps in the romance department are filled in by a strong fundamental friendship. Moonit’s platonic reading indicates that, while “it might look like they’re on different sides of the field, they really do complement each other perfectly.” Maybe there’s more to their groupie/rocker dynamic than meets the eye; “while Bret’s in the center of the show…Kristi’s guiding him and backing him up with strong, quiet support.”

Believe it or not, these two offer each other stability and support, and “together, they’re capable of tackling whatever curveballs life throws at them.” While it may not “challenge them in any way,” maybe that’s just fine. Anyway, Bret’s got enough challenges on tape to last a lifetime…

Teen hearts are breaking across the country right now! Looks like sweethearts Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are the latest in a string of celebrity couple break-ups.

Only difference is, this time there was no cheating or third party involved. What makes things even more confusing is that the last time we wrote about them, they were moving in together and planning to get married in Hawaii. For those of you scratching your heads, here’s Moonit’s deep dive into their relationship.

Well, sometimes Moonit’s romantic analysis is so spot-on that it’s almost scary. According to our analysis of Vanessa and Zac’s birthdates, it’s like there’s a force larger than life drawing Zac (born October 18, 1987) to the magnetic personality Vanessa (born December 14, 1988) has, telling him he needs to be around her to achieve his true potential.

Pretty soon, wherever they go together, they’re the “it” couple (we swear, this wasn’t written specifically for them!): they entertain the people who matter, they’re effortlessly “on” all the time and they’re confident in any situation together. From the perfectly timed snuggling to their witty banter to their meticulously appointed house, everyone around them wants to emulate their “perfect” relationship.

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Moonit’s compatibility output goes on to warn the two that they should be careful. When two people spend so much time honing a bulletproof, enviable exterior, their interiors tend to suffer. Keeping up appearances can be exhausting, and these two are setting a world record for “looking the part.”

They spend so much time working to please everyone else that they may wind up neglecting themselves in the process. Maybe that’s why their relationship ran its course.