What’s the Over-Under on Carrie Prejean’s Marriage?

You know how you feel when you hear nails scratch on a chalkboard? Multiply that sound times 1,000 car alarms and a few more ›

Brody & Kristin: Just (Don’t) Do It

Why does Brody Jenner–consummate reality TV professional and designer extraordinaire of male peacocking accessories–keep going back to the poison well known as “The Hills?” And why is he compelled to date every faux-blonde faux-star out there? And why oh why oh WHY do we all have to hear about it?

His latest blast from the past is Kristin Cavallari, which makes us feel like it’s high time we broke out the rolled-up newspaper, swatted him on the nose, and said “NO” in a commanding voice. In lieu of using “Dog Whisperer” more ›

Khloe & Lamar’s Wedded Bliss

This was a big week for Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. No, they didn’t make a sex tape or break up so get your minds out of the gutter. Khloe bought Lamar a $400,000 Rolls Royce Drophead Coupe as a token of her appreciation for the Lakers’ recent NBA Championship win more ›

Julianne Hough Hooks Up

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough, eh? For us, it’s a total no-brainer. It makes perfect sense that the golden boy of American Idol and the golden girl of Dancing With the Stars would get together.

They may be on different networks, but the mere FOX/ABC divide can’t keep reality royalty apart. Since these two have been spotted getting all handsy at various L.A. restaurants, Moonit’s ready to find out if his hosting and her dancing are a match made in Mark Burnett-based heaven more ›