Is Jason Toxic for Britney?

Ever since Britney got together with her longtime agent Jason Trawick, it’s felt like everyone around her–including her parents, her friends and her Federline-tainted offspring–are all on Team Jason. Even the sharp-tongued press has relented a little. So far, we’ve concurred with the media, and we’ve been pleased to report that this isn’t just another one of Britney’s impetuous, 72-hours-or-less affairs; she’s actually taken it relatively easy with their relationship, casually hooking up with Jason for a while before officially stepping out with him last May.

And yet, after just ten months of Spears-ian bliss, there’s talk of Jason’s rumored infidelities. Reportedly, Trawick cozied up to two brunettes at The Roger Room, an L.A. speakeasy known for being particularly photo-unfriendly. (Imagine a total absence of twitpics, making it a guaranteed breeding ground for unconfirmable indiscretions.) Even still, Trawick apparently went home with a blonde Britney look-a-like, leaving Moonit to wonder whether solid guy Jason has turned into a just another toxic womanizer.

According to their birth date analysis, Britney and Jason have, “one of those relationships that’s going to change more often than Madonna’s persona. Since it’s constantly in flux, we really can’t put our finger on what the long-term prognosis is…” That’s for sure; in the past year alone, we’ve heard about them breaking up, making up, getting married and even adding to her brood.

But this reading doesn’t have to be a bad thing; Moonit urges the couple to, “be glad that you’ve got such a wacky dynamic going on…If you’re up for a roller coaster ride, we’d advise you to keep in touch with this one! But it’s not for the faint of heart.” With such a sine curve of coupledom to look forward to, what prompted these two to give things a shot?

Their professional readout may shed some light: “You two can work well together, but also know how to have a really good time outside of the office. This would be a perfect person to go on a business trip with, because you two can really let your hair down.” (In this case, “hair” means “extensions.”)

Plus, as their friendship analysis indicates, they have an incredible foundation to build on: “When you first met, you gravitated to each other like a moth to a flame, a fish to bait, or Britney to a photo op. And while those pairings were nothing but bad news, great things happened when you two joined forces.”

With a bond this tight, it’s going to be awfully hard for Britney and Jason to cut each other loose. Let’s hope they work things out. Another break up could leave Britney feeling more lackluster than her 2007 VMA performance.