Khloe & Lamar’s Wedded Bliss

This was a big week for Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. No, they didn’t make a sex tape or break up so get your minds out of the gutter. Khloe bought Lamar a $400,000 Rolls Royce Drophead Coupe as a token of her appreciation for the Lakers’ recent NBA Championship win.

In case any of you want details, Khloe’s ever-modest mom Kris Jenner is blabbing about the present, “It’s a brand new 2010 Rolls-Royce drop-top coupe, white on white. It was a Lakers championship present. Fabulous!” When a 25-year-old faux-celebrity employed at her family’s retail store drops $400K on a present, it makes you wonder how much E! is paying its reality TV stars per episode these days!

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With the series over, Lamar and Khloe are finally going on the honeymoon they’ve put off since their wedding in September. Sources say the couple is staying at the private compound owned by Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis (because nothing says romance like a bunch of underage, topless girls). That part aside, let’s focus on the bigger picture: these two are still together. Who could have predicted they had a shot? Moonit. Let’s take a look back at our analysis when they were planning the wedding last year:

According to Moonit’s analysis of their birth dates, Khloe (born June 27, 1984) and Lamar (born November 6, 1979) give new meaning to the ubiquitous Paris Hilton phrase “that’s hot.” Even though the two of them aren’t always going to be on the same page in terms of what they’re looking for in a relationship, their attraction happens to be so damn strong that it can usually overcome any differences that might crop up.  She’s feeling the physical vibe loud and clear, and he seems to think she’s just his type.

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Moonit’s assessment of their birthdates goes on to say that the two of them should consider ordering in room service as opposed to going out because they’ll have more than one irate citizen screaming at them to “get a room!” That corroborates sister Kim’s reports that the two can’t keep their hands off each other.

But the assessment also goes on to warn them to “just make sure they don’t get too deep into this relationship before figuring out if they’ve got any interests in common. Because, with this kind of energy, we’d recommend blowing off some steam together by doing some kind of physical sport.” Hope this girl can shoot hoops, but we’re guessing her idea of a physical sport has more to do with competitive shopping (we’re not gonna judge).

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It also cautions: remember, when things run this hot, someone can get burned, so seriously be careful.” And adds that, “while they definitely want to find fun activities to do together, they should also make sure they have their own things going on so they’re not up in each other’s business all the time!” While it’s not always a good idea to get in this deep so quickly, we can definitely see why Khloe and Lamar are giving it a shot.