Kim Kardashian & Miles Austin: Russian Roulette?

If we didn’t have proof before, we sure do now: Kim Kardashian likes guys who play with their balls. (Not like that, perv.) After dating NFL-er Reggie Bush and soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, Kim’s moved on to Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin. While “he’s not quite her boyfriend,” the two are definitely official; they recently announced their couplehood at Serena Williams’ Pre-ESPY party.

Since then, Austin’s been burning up Twitter with scorching updates like “heading out for sushi” and “Just finishing up watching castaway then maybe a late night ‘fro yo’ snack. .” (Wow. It sounds like a laugh a minute.) While he may not be a literary virtuoso, he does seem to be treating Kim pretty well; even Kim’s brother-in-law Lamar gave him the “green light.” So, what’s in the cards for Kim and her brand-new baller? Moonit’s hot on the case.

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According to their birth date analysis, Kim (born on October 21, 1980) and Miles (born on June 30, 1984) don’t exactly make for a stable duo. Their romantic assessment explains that, “this isn’t going to be one of those relationships where they can sit back and put things on auto-pilot. It’s as intense as playing a game of Russian Roulette, only–in this case? We’d advise against putting their lives on the line.”

The analysis goes on to say that, “for one reason or another, they’re drawn to each other by a supernatural force…with intense feelings and a lot of passion…in the beginning, they’re in for some wild and crazy nights.” But what happens after the initial attraction and earth-shattering hook-ups fade? “They’ve got to actually try to make a real relationship work. And it’s going to take a massive effort to get this one to run smoothly.”

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That’s because it “feels like he’s always trying to change her.” Even though Miles’ intentions “might be genuine,” Kim’s likely to be “insulted by these gestures”; it’ll be easy for her to harbor the feeling that “she’s never good enough for him.” Inevitably, the two of them will probably wind up dealing with “feelings of jealousy, aggression and hostility that are all going to be tough to get a handle on.” Translation: we wouldn’t wager an E! reality show contract on this relationship.