Lindsay Kissed a Girl and She Liked It

Let’s say you’re rich, gorgeous and bogged down by more emotional baggage (and daddy issues) than a Bush family retreat. Eventually, you’re going to need a stabilizing force to balance your inner crazy. After hooking up with most of young male Hollywood, loose cannon Lindsay Lohan followed her heart to self-assured DJ Samantha Ronson. It seems big-hearted Lohan craves the comfort, strength and support the grounded Ronson could provide.

Our analysis of their birth dates reveals Lilo and Sam were probably interested the moment they laid eyes on each other in a dimly lit and crowded club. So right from the beginning, we weren’t buying the “We’re just really good friends who get pedicures and wear each other’s clothes and constantly do what looks suspiciously like a walk of shame back from each other’s houses. I swear.” Lindsay was probably wondering to herself if it had something to do with the Ketal & Cranberry, but she was super curious to find out more about Sam and was probably asking her friends “who’s that spinning over there and what’s her deal, anyway?”

According to their charts, Lindsay’s the one likely to make the first move, while Sam’s not one to put herself out there in any way. Tough to say what happens after this initial stage of feeling each other out because so many factors are at play, but we guarantee this’ll be interesting! So far, LiLo’s relationship with Sam has been like watching Hollywood make sequel after sequel of an offensively bad movie. The drama… the restraining orders… the break-ups and make-ups… it’s enough to make us all want to shut off E! and pick up a book (well, maybe we won’t go that far). Unless they’re mature enough to deal with an emotionally, physically and mentally intense relationship, they’re barking up the wrong tree, and Lindsay will be back in a Hollywood hunk’s arms acting straight as an arrow before you know it. If they are up for the challenge, though, it could prove to be one of the most satisfying and fulfilling relationships either of them will ever have.