Paris & Doug’s V Day Getaway

We are in shock–SHOCK!–as we write this, but things haven’t exactly been drama-free for the Hilton heiress and her Hills hunk. In their not-even-a-year of tumultuous togetherness, press-hound Paris and baseball-player-turned-reality-TV-star Doug Reinhardt have reportedly spatted a lot.

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We hypothesized that Doug was merely the new Tinkerbell (and doomed to the Hilton dungeon that hides pets who’ve outlived their PR usefulness), but it looks like things are getting pretty serious. Doug recently told reporters that he’s got big plans for their V-Day trip to Brazil’s Carnaval, and since he’s blabbed about taking a 2010 trip down the aisle with a certain Hilton, it’s time for Moonit to step in.

Oddly enough, Paris (born on February 17, 1981) and Doug (born on October 22, 1985) are a good influence on each other. And Doug’s presence prompts Paris to seek some direction in her life. (We know…) He’s actually, “the perfect person to help build the 2.0 version of her.” Their romantic reading indicates that, “it’s no coincidence these two met, and since they’re so drawn to each other, it’s almost impossible to stay away.”

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Moonit goes on to say that Doug is, “there to guide her through life’s many challenges, helping her harness her energy and channel it into something productive.” As if that weren’t weird enough, the bizarro-world reading continues: “not only do they have some serious sparks going on, but they can actually grow, learn and mature from this relationship.” Could it be that Doug’s the “chosen one” capable of making music sweet enough to soothe the savage Paris? As long as it’s not a joint album, we’re on board.