Rihanna’s New Bad Boy Matt Kemp

Rihanna and her new man, L.A. Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp, have been popping up all over the place: on a posh Mexican getaway, at a concert in the Middle East, and at an NBA game in L.A. (Talk about frequent flier miles…) We’d like to get all gushy about their globe trotting, but Matt has some serious skeletons bursting out of his closet.

Maybe Rihanna should pay heed to the 2008 restraining order filed by Kemp’s ex-girlfriend, actress Felisha Terrell. Reports suggest Felisha (who plays Arianna Hernandez on Days of Our Lives) was, “fearful of Kemp’s erratic behavior” and felt that he posed “an actual and real threat.” And if Terrell’s claims are true, we don’t blame her for being afraid; Kemp isn’t exactly someone you want to tangle with. So, is Matt really all he’s cracked up to be, and can Rihanna soothe the savage “Bison?” Moonit’s determined to find out.

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According to their birth date analysis, Rihanna (born on February 20, 1988) and Matt (born on September 23, 1984) are, “giving Fabio a run for his money…if you could de-cheezify those vistas you see on the covers of romance novels–the ones where a rippling hard body gazes longingly at his ladylove–that would be these two.”

But does that mean Kemp qualifies as boyfriend material? Actually, Moonit’s assessment reveals that, “even if this explosive chemistry were their only asset, they’d probably get along just fine. The cool part is, it’s not just about the heat; these two are genuinely into each other, and they care enough to be inventive about showing their appreciation.”

More specifically, Moonit’s birth date analysis reveals that, “because he’s able to be himself around Rihanna, Matt’s approach is so open and genuine that it totally puts her at ease. And her ideas–even the ones that don’t pertain to the bedroom–are awesome enough that he’s all about making them happen.” At this point, the only warning that Moonit offers is to keep their personal and professional lives from intertwining. (We’re not too concerned about Rihanna joining the Dodgers any time soon.)

We know–it sounds like they’re a solid match, but our Spidey senses are still a-tingling. Call us overly cautious, but we”d love to see Rihanna give some nice guys a chance. Bad boys are fun for a fling, but they’ll leave a girl in the lurch faster than she can say, “shut up and drive.” Remember what we said about Rihanna and Chris Brown back in the day…