Sienna and Jude Go Back to the Well

We all know that Jude Law is to “monogamy” what James Cameron is to “frugal filmmaking.” And because of Law’s inability to think with his brain, we thought we’d seen the end of his dalliances with one-time fiancee Sienna Miller. How wrong we were, because–much like a plate of bad lo mein–this one’s on its way back up. These days, once-estranged Sienna and Jude can’t seem to get enough of each other.

The couple was recently spotted on a Barbados beach with three of Jude’s children (and absolutely no nannies) in tow. As the family unit celebrated Miller and Law’s adjoining birthdays–December 28th and 29th, respectively–we couldn’t help but wonder where Jude’s latest spawn was hiding. (Remember Sophia, the baby he recently fathered with Hooter’s covergirl Samantha Burke? Yeah. Looks like he’s trying to forget, too.)

Find out what Jude’s doing now.

So, what led to this reconciliation of sorts? Apparently, a shared Thanksgiving and a ton of QT in NYC inspired Sienna to invite Jude to tag along to the tropics. And while things seem lovey-dovey and fidelity-filled at the moment, can this on-again, off-again light switch of a relationship really last? Moonit decided to investigate.

According to Moonit’s analysis, Sienna and Jude’s pheromones co-mingle to create a “sexy-time explosion.” These two, “don’t even need to speak the same language, because they can communicate sufficiently well on raw passion alone.” But rumpled bedsheets do not a relationship make, and while “it’s clear that there’s some kind of connection there, it’s decidedly skin deep…They should go for it, but they need to make sure they aren’t crossing the line between kinky and dangerous.” (Ahem. Moving on.)

Their relationship reading goes on to say that, “even though these two have a good helping of physical stamina, they’re not going to be running any mental marathons together, and they’re not too good at expressing their emotions.” Moonit reasons that these two can always count on their other friends for support, and especially for the times, “when they want to get into some deep, soul-searching discussions.” Oh, well. It seems Cupid doesn’t always give with two hands, although we hear that Jude does.