Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins Calling It Quits

If you asked God and the Devil when they first started hashing things out, they’d likely say, “Oh–about three years after Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins first got together.” Ever since the Gossip Old Testament–around the time when Burt and Loni went kaput–Robbins and Sarandon have been the gold standard for longevity in Hollywood relationships.

They’ve been an off-the-charts power couple with the smarts and savvy to garner choice roles and Academy respect for over two decades. And now, after 23 years of outspoken, common law, liberal love, the preternaturally preserved pair is calling it quits. In between our crying jags, Moonit decided to take a look at what kept these two together for so long.

According to Moonit’s analysis of their birth dates, these two are ridiculously compatible; the couple’s scores are in the 90th percentile on all fronts. Their, “combined energy is through the roof,” and they have the potential to, “not only play well but also work well together.” (Case in point: they first got together while working on 1988’s Bull Durham, one of the most hilarious, iconic baseball flicks around. You haven’t seen it? Netflix it right now. We’ll wait.)

Their romantic assessment goes on to say that they, “have the ability to bring out the absolute best in each other, whether it’s working on a project, planning a trip, playing on a team, making a home improvement or raising kids.” Apparently, Susan’s got, “the initiative and energy needed to get anything done,” while Tim brings his, “ever-present optimism, planning skills and ability to charm the pants off anyone.”

He really, “admires the fact that she’s such a ‘doer,’ and she’s lucky to have someone like him to keep her motivated all the time.” From a friendship perspective, these two are usually, “on the same page–to the point where they can articulate what the other is thinking.” In terms of their professional compatibility, “when they’re around each other, they have a way of bringing out their inner brainiacs and exponentially enhancing each other’s already significant smarts.” Uh-oh. If this amazing relationship simply ran its course, where does that leave the rest of us?