Tiger’s Marriage In Trouble

Tiger Woods has had his hands full these days, and we’re not just talking about his fast-paced golf and endorsements schedule. In addition to recovering from his mysterious car crash, the pro has been busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest trying to do damage control on his newly-uncovered string of mistresses. (And not that we’re conspiracy theorists or anything, but isn’t it a little weird that his automotive mishap occurred the night before his adulterous admission? The truth is out there).

Also, have you seen Tiger’s wife? Because if you’ve got gorgeous Elin Nordegren to come home to, cheating makes about as much sense as a solar-powered flashlight. We decided to see what’s behind Woods’ wandering eye, and according to Moonit’s analysis, this pairing is one that’s, “guaranteed to be interesting!” Moonit urges people with Elin and Tiger’s birth dates to, “be forewarned: unless he’s up for getting emotionally, physically and mentally involved with her, he shouldn’t even think of barking up her tree. This relationship will be super intense in every way.” (We guess that includes the intense way locals describe her. Around town, Elin’s known as a woman who, “has a temper and flies off the handle… Everyone in the neighborhood was talking about how Elin ‘beat his ass’”.)

Yikes. Even still, Moonit’s assessment reveals that this combative couple was cosmically bound to give things a shot–for better or worse. Tiger and Elin’s unique birth date combination compels the two of them to get to know each other better. In particular, Tiger is the one to put the ball in play, while Elin, who’s far less likely to put herself out there, may succumb to her curiosity. All said, maybe Tiger wasn’t as prepared for the full package as he once seemed to be. If only he had sowed a wild oat or two before his 2004 wedding…