Why Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer Don’t Suck

If you’ve ever seen a glimpse of True Blood, you know that main characters Sookie and Bill have an insanely dramatic relationship–the kind that makes Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller look like the calm, stoic inspirations behind American Gothic.

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Luckily, Kiwi actress Anna Paquin and British actor Stephen Moyer , the masterminds behind these dangerously sexy characters, have been able to sift out the good parts of their on-screen personae and toss the over-the-top melodrama. The couple got hitched this past weekend, and by all reports, the ceremony was low-key and lovely. (The only real departure from tradition occurred when a post-nuptials Moyer paddled around the Pacific with some pals and co-stars. And by True Blood standards, that’s still super tame.)

But when you’re the fang-banging stars of a show that thrives on sex, blood, sex, blood, and then some more sex, how grounded can your relationship really be? Moonit’s here to find out if these two can feed off each other in a good way, or if they’re bound to suck.

Despite their double-decade age gap and whirlwind romance, this looks like a match made in vampire heaven. (Which…would actually be hell.) According to their birth dates, Anna (born on July 24, 1982) and Stephen (born on October 11, 1969) are a near-perfect combination. Their romantic assessment reveals that these two have every aspect of a relationship covered; whether its the physical, the mental, the spiritual, or the emotional, they work on all different levels.

Fortunately, there’s no need for Anna to assume Sookie’s psychic abilities; these two can totally anticipate where the other is coming from without having to say a single word, and when need be, they can talk each other down off the ledge. As much as she’s low-stress and highly enjoyable, Stephen’s fun, laid-back friendship has levels, too. Not only will they return trust and support, but they’re also likely to learn a lot from each other.

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They’ll find an easy balance together–one where they can openly communicate their thoughts and feelings–so as you probably guessed, an awesome married life is definitely in the cards. With this much understanding and patience, we’d suggest they hurry up and pop out some baby vamps as soon as possible. Let’s just hope their kids wait a while to catch up on Sookie and Bill’s story arc. Talk about NC-17…