Why Bristol and Levi are Spending QT

Poor Bristol Palin. First off, her mom is, you know, her mom. Secondly, she may have had the most public unwed-teen-mom-drama in history. And thirdly, the baby daddy was Levi Johnston. He’s cute and all, but Levi (a.k.a. King of the DudeBros) was far from camera-ready, and while respected news sources were courting Bristol for her side of the story, Levi was courted by…Playgirl. (Couldn’t he have held out until Penthouse came a-callin’?)

But things aren’t all bad. Levi’s been laying off the centerfolds, and spending a lot more quality time around Bristol and baby Tripp. Since the once-engaged couple are rumored to be dating again, Moonit’s ready to find out if this relationship has the tenacity of a hockey mom, or if it’s just another bridge to nowhere.

According to their birth date analysis, Bristol (born on October 18, 1990) can’t help but be into Levi (born on May 3, 1990). No matter how many times he publicly trash talks the Palin clan, Bristol’s “defenseless against the really strong pull he’s got on her.”

We can’t believe we’re saying this, but apparently, Levi was “put on this earth to make sure she achieves her true potential.” Could it be for realsies? (And what’s that chill in the air? Did hell just freeze over?) Bristol’s already turned this clunker of a situation into a cash cow; she’s become a “teen abstinence ambassador,” a high-earning speaker, and she’s even making a cameo in an upcoming July episode of ABC Family’s teen show, The Secret Life of the American Teenager.

Even still, not everything’s roses and champagne. These two still have some major issues, and “things are going to be intense whenever they’re together.” With “two forces as powerful as both of them, it’s not going to be a cake-walk.” It doesn’t help that Bristol’s “temper has a way of flaring every now and then,” which definitely adds to the heat.

That being said, “any disagreements and drama along the way are a small price to pay for becoming a more mature and evolved person.” It’s important for them to “make the most of this relationship” because “something like this doesn’t come around too many times.” (Again: color us shocked.)

See what’s in store for your relationships on Moonit!

Bristol needs to “take any constructive criticism he offers in stride” and ignore any “petty jealousies and rivalries…They’ve got too much at stake here for Bristol to let her temper mess it all up.” Wow. We’re glad they’re a good match, but Bristol? Levi? Promise us we won’t be seeing any “Tripp in 2052″ posters, okay?