Why Orlando Bloom Proposed to Miranda Kerr

They’ve got it all. The matching, wavy-brown hair. The adorable accents. The are-they-or-aren’t-they guessing game with the press. Even though they’ve committed the cardinal Hollywood sin–keeping their personal lives, you know, personal–British actor Orlando Bloom and Aussie model Miranda Kerr have finally thrown the gossip-mongers a bone by confirming their engagement! Woooo!

Soon, their pair of perfectly chiseled features will stroll down the aisle and lovingly coo their “I do”s…and if their tight-lipped-ness is any indication of things to come, they’ll officially tell the media about it when they’re about to have their first grandchild. But will the brunette beauties make it that far? Moonit’s here to find out.

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According to their birth date analysis, Miranda (born on April 20, 1983) and Orlando (born on January 13, 1977) are “giving Fabio a run for his money”–which is to say that they’re basically a walking romance novel. But you might not be expecting Moonit’s follow-up.

Miranda and Orlando’s romantic reading goes on to say that, “even if this explosive chemistry were their only asset, they’re probably get along just fine.” The cool part about this relationship is that, “it’s not just about the heat; these two are genuinely into each other, and they care enough to be inventive about showing their appreciation.”

Orlando is “able to be himself” around Miranda, and he’s naturally “so open and genuine that it totally put her at ease.” And Miranda’s ideas–even the ones that don’t pertain to the bedroom–are awesome enough that’s he’s generally on board. All this positivity also means they might be well-suited as friends or co-workers.

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But be forewarned: “it’s best to be vigilant about maintaining separate worlds for business and pleasure,” otherwise “things can get complicated.” Fine. Orlando can steer clear of modeling, and Miranda can easily keep from dipping her toes in the acting pool. We don’t want scare you, sweetie, but remember Fair Game starring the lovely Cindy Crawford? Yeah. Don’t do that.